The day before Thanksgiving. Hopefully I won't squander too much of my time away and actually get the things done, that need to be done. It's a long list of things and I have short legs.
So, with that in mind. I'm going to try and down a 5 Hour Energy and chase it with a Red Bull and see if I survive the heart attack. If so, watch out list. If I die, I think the kids know what to do with the turkey.
P.S. It's 18* outside, but a toasty 64* in here. There's snow and ice everywhere outside and half my list of things is out there. In summary, I'm going to freeze my ass of today.
P.P.S If I don't eat anything today, I won't feel bad about gaining 20 lbs. tomorrow. Hallelujah!