Would you rather.....

Hey y'all, happy Wednesday.  Head on over to Mamarazzi and Crazymama's pages and play one of my favorite games,  Would you rather???   I love these kind of hypothetical games, it gets your wheels really turning, and helps you discover some odd things about yourself.  So come hook up with us and play along.  

Today's questions are....
Would you rather....Never be able to look at yourself in the mirror again, or always get dressed in total darkness??? Well, since I look like I already get dressed in total darkness, I'll have to go with that one.  I love mirrors.  I didn't used to, I used to hate my body and everything about it, but I've learned to love me and everything about me, including my amazing reflection.  Besides, if I get dressed, and look hideous, I can go back into my 'dark' room and try again.
Would you rather...Receive $50 a day for the rest of your life or $50,000 right here and now??? Oh hell, that's easy, gimme fifty grand in full, right now.  I can find a way to make fifty dollars a day, but I doubt I'll ever get the chance to know what holding fifty grand cash is like.  Wait....this is tax free, right???
Would you rather...Have extreme narcolepsy or have a bad case of tourette's??? ShitFuckDamn...I think I already have tourette's.   Or just possibly a very defective filter...
Would you rather...Be able to rewind 24 hrs 3 times a year or consciously control your dreams? Sweet victory, gimme them dreams.  If I could rewind, drastic things could've probably changed in my life, that I really wouldn't want changed, in the long run.  My dreams, however, ROCK!!!
Would you rather...Be fluent in every language around the world or be the best in the world in a category of your choosing? OOOooo, you know what they say, variety is the spice of life.  Lemme know them all.  I would rule the world!

What about you, what would you rather do or have???  

Being ill blows!!!

Woooohooo, look at me, blogging two days in a row and stuff.  Figured I'd jump on the WWTK bandwagon again this week, come and join the fun with Mamarazzi and Crazymama *who I'm hoping a speedy recovery for* and see how we get down with the sickness.

1. If you are sick in bed how do you entertain yourself? TV, books, sleep?  Yes, yes and yes, plus my phone.  I have to stay connected you know, and I don't have a laptop, so my phone becomes my link to the outside world.  I think The Mr.  may have to get me a shiny tablet this year for my birthday.

2. Do you share your medical drama with the world or keep it to yourself?  I guess I range somewhere in the middle.  I very rarely go to doctors, so I wouldn't even really know if something was wrong with me, and my husband didn't know I was in a head on accident until I came home from the hospital nine hours later, so I don't know what I am.  

3. Do you pray, send healing thoughts, hugs or good vibes to friends when they are ill or sad?  I don't know if I'm 'sending' thoughts, but when I think about people who need positive thoughts, I think positive things about their future.  I don't really pray that they'll get better, I just think about them being better.  

4. If someone offers to bring in dinner to you or your family, do you let them?  Absolutely, even if I'm not sick.  Bring it on.  Want my address???

5. If you could ask for any meal or treat when you were sick/sad/healing, what would it be?   Pizza and Phish Food ice cream from B&J's.  I could live off those two items alone.

I'm hoping to go for day three tomorrow.  See if I can't get consistent again, since I'm approaching my two year bloggerversary.  I'm thinking I should have a give away, or a contest, or a something....

But for now.....back to wedding arrangements.

Randomosity. My new word.

Wooot woot, two days in a row for me.  Call me butter, cuz I'm on a roll.  Hahaha.


Well, it's been so long since I checked in with the wonderous ladies over at WWTK Mamarazzi. Queso, and Crazymama, speaking of Crazymama, I heart her for her total random questions this week.  Truly a kindred spirit of mine.  I love randomosity.  NO it's not a word, but it should be.





Now, on with the question.


1. What is your most commonly used word or phrase when you are frustrated?  
Oh that's an easy one.  SFD  and yep, just add the swear word for every letter.  We love our phrase so much that we have The SFD Society, with awesome redneck wine glasses and everything.  I'm kind of a trash mouth.  I know when to be good, but mostly I'm a pile of profanity.

So far there's only three of us, but were always recruiting.

2. What random question do you usually get from strangers or casual acquaintances? 
Do you know your socks don't match?  Yes, dammit, I know my damn socks don't match, it's just how I like to wear them.  One dayglo pink one one dayglo yellow, or polka dots with another one that say, I ♥ being awesome.  It's my thing, has been forever, since back when it was just one black one, one white one.  Is there a phobia for matching socks?


3. Did you ever correspond by mail with anyone, who? Do you still have the letters?
Letters......aren't those the things, that when put together, make words?


4. Do you dance in public?  why or why not?
Yes, and I shake my ass, like I know how to dance too.  I dance everywhere, even at work.

5. What is your favorite kind of chapstick/lip balm?

I'm more of a stain, lip gloss girl, and seriously, I have like 7 different kinds in my purse, as we speak.   I'm kind of a lip gloss/stain hoarder.  I'm seeking help.

Get on over and link up with your answers.  After all, We Want To Know dammit!

You gotta fight, for your right, to PAAAAAARTY

Will someone please tell me when the hell December got here.  And why do they say 'time flies when you're having fun', well time sure is a flyin', but I'm slacking on the fun part...


Mostly...


I have found a few times recently to kick up my heels and throw back a few, but for the rate at which time is flying, not nearly enough.


Although some good things are going on.  I got hired on as a permanent employee of my job.  Yayayay!  No more temp service for me, hello raise and new benefits.  Husband went back to work for his union job, Yayayay, to not losing medical and gaining savings again....Oh wait....Saving have to wait because.  Husband got his snowmobile, he caught it on fire the first time he rode it, then it went to the shop, then he rode a friends snowmobile and caught that one of fire, and now that one is in the shop, and now were paying for repairs for 3, yes 3 snowmobiles to be fixed, and no my maths are fine, he's paying for one he broke last year to be fixed as well.  I told my kids they get snowmobile they never get to see or ride for Christmas this year.


But I'm not bitter.




I've been so busy, that my love for blogging has been stifled by the responsibilities of life.
Suck-eee




But I'm here now, and while I'm here I'm gonna turn this into a We Want To Know Wednesday, so go link up with the ladies, Queso, Mamarazzi and CrazyMama and let us know how you Paaaaaaaaaaaarty.






Time for a little Q&A
1. Are you a party person? Or do you prefer an intimate gathering with just a few friends?Ha, define a few, because in our crew, few, is more than five sets of two.  I'm sorry, this time of year makes me watch How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and that makes me rhyme.  Seriously though, our small preferred gathering usually consist of about 15-25 people and that just enough for me.
2. Would you rather be a guest at a party or the hostess with the mostess?Guest/Party planner/Caterer but no host.  I'm not sure in what realm that makes sense, but I'll cook and help plan, and I'll even entertain for you.   But, at your house.
3. What is your favorite party food or drink? (I'd love to see the recipe!)Ooo, I have two, let me share them with you.  See, can't help myself.First one is super easy, cut a package of bacon into thirds, lengthwise, wrap each third piece of bacon around a lil' smokie, put it in a baking dish, cover it generously with brown sugar and bake until bacon is done and brown sugar is melted over it.  OMG you'll love it.
The other one is easy too.  Get a pound of sweet hot Italian sausage, cook it up, then melt a package of cream cheese into it, with a cup of grated cheese of your choice, I like sharp myself, mix that all up, and fill uncooked jalapenos that have been halved, length wise, and scraped out.  Then you bake those at 350 until bubbly and golden.  Again, heaven in your mouth.
4. What is the best party you've ever been to?Easy, any camping trip, from any summer, from any age in my life.
5. What is your favorite party game?Hahahahahaha.  Drunken charades.  And not the charades where you have a game board pieces or anything official.  No, we make up our own, people, movies and phrases ourselves, establish absolutely NO rules, and just take turns acting like idiots for two minutes hoping someone actually connects with us enough to guess what the hell were doing.  By far my favorite, followed closely by the name game.  That's another good time right there.
Now back to the real world of responsibility and other adult type crap!

Cuz I'm glamorous, that's why.

Since yesterday was Tuesday, that must mean that we've approached the hump.  And there's only one thing better than humping humpday, it's playing the hop-a-blog game over at Mamarazzi's place to see what her, Queso and Crazymama are up to and maybe answer a question or two.




Today the always glamorous Mamarazzi asks us this weeks questions, and they are..........................

1. What is your "can't go without it" beauty product/cosmetic?
Foundation.  No wait, lipstain.  NO, it's foundation.  Errrr it's a toss up.  I love them both.  Never leave the house without them at least ON my person.  You never know when my future ex husband AKA Bradley Cooper will be at my local grocery store.


2. Do you apply make-up before or after doing your hair?
Ha, they only thing I really "do" to my hair is make it rainbow, but on  the off chance that I do "do" it, I do it before, since once I do my hair I have approximately 5 minutes to look hot, and my hair goes flat.


3. How would you describe your personal style?
Boho, gypsy, sometimes just doesn't give a shit, but still manages to pull that off, style.  WHaaatt, that's not a style?


4. How long goes it take you to get ready each day?
I can pull of a quick look in 5 minutes, if you really want me to be HOT MAMA give me twenty.


5. What is your one pamper, just for you, beauty splurge?
Oh that's easy, two things.  Fingernail polish.  I have every color, and every shade OF that color.  I'm an addict, it's my heroin, but they're all so pretty.  Must have them all.  And my hair colors, I'm like a real rainbow bright, without the mini skirt.  Oh shit, and I guess I have one more.  My lip stain, it's more than I like to pay for lip color, but I'm in love with it, and I REFUSE to give it up.


So there...

We want to know Wednesday, Holiday Edition.

Woooohoooo, made it to Wednesday.  That means the work week is half over, and I get to take a break from the housework to answer a few questions.  Thanks to Mamarazzi, Queso and Crazymama for hosting this wonderful, housework avoider, these girls really know what's up.  Go link up with them and meet some new bloggy peeps.  I'm not sure how I survived life before I met some of these wonderful people.

Today's Holiday Edition is brought to you by, Crazymama, go check her out, she's awesome.

1.  How did you celebrate Halloween? Trick or treating? Adult party? Trunk or treat?

Since Halloween was on a work night for me, I decided to attend my first ever Halloween party.  I had a blast and you can totally read about it here.  I was dressed to the hilt in full Day of the Dead makeup, and not to toot my own horn on how well I did it, but, BEEP BEEP!  I hated that I had to miss Halloween night with my daughter, but at 17 she was happy to spend the evening with her friends.

Sorry if you're sick of seeing this picture, and I'm not normally conceited, but I could look at this all day.

2. What candy is your favorite/the first thing you steal from the kids?

What???  Me, steal candy from kids?????   Of course I do, hahaha.  First thing I take is Mounds and Almond Joy's, then Three Muskateers, and if I'm still hankering for something, I steal the Twix's.  Holy hell that made me sound greedy, but I think the need to test it all for poisoning is very selfless of me.

3.  What kind of candy do you give out, is it your favorite? or something you know you won't be tempted to eat?

Where we live, we haven't had a trick-or-treater in six years, but when I did, I always had an assortment of chocolate, sours, salts and suckers.  I'm awesome to my trick-or-treaters, it totally had nothing to do with what I wanted.  Okay, maybe a little.  Fine, a lot.  

4.  How soon after Halloween do you take down decorations and put away costumes?

Generally my costumes come from my closet, so I just put them back on the hanger and that's that.  This year, we had no decorations.  Sad, sad, sad.  Usually I go all out with the decorating, but this year has been kind of crazy, so I didn't get around to it, but when I do, they come down the next day and the Thanksgiving/Fall decorations come out.

5.  When do you decorate for the next holiday?

I like to decorate at least two three weeks before any "decoration worthy" holiday, that way I can assess any bare spots and immediately fill them with the appropriate items. 

Now, go link up with your answers.

Oh and have a super awesome and fantabulous day!!! 

Road trip? I wish!

Hola Peeps, it's Wednesday and time to get to know me, five questions at a time compliments of the super duper Mamarazzi and the always awesome Alicia aka Queso, go check these ladies out and be sure to join the hop.










Today's question come from Mamarazzi, who just embarked on a loooooooooooong journey close to my neck of the woods, and she didn't even stop for a visit.  I totally would've baked her a cake.


Without any further ado, let's get on with the show.


1. What are 3 must haves for a long road trip?
Music.  Custom music, not just radio.
A blanket.  The mister likes to travel with the windows down, even in winter.  It's annoying.  And cold.  And it makes me cranky.  Nobody likes a cranky road tripper.
An abundance of refreshments.  I refuse to stop every time I'm a bit hungry or thirsty.  Stopping is for bathroom, meals and really cool things, like the worlds largest ball of earwax or something.


2. What was the destination of your most recent road trip?
Hmmmmm...I haven't been on a long road trip in a long time. The last time I drove more than a 100 miles was about 10 years ago, when I drove to the other side of our state to visit my older daughter when she was living with her dad.  Since then driving trips have been within a hundred miles.  But I always  bring the items from #1.  I mean, what if I take a wrong turn and end up in a desolate place with no food and water....or blankets, or heaven forbid.............no MUSIC!!!  I can't stand the thought of it.
**UPDATE:  I have road tripped since this, about 5 years ago I flew to Maine to visit my sister then her, her husband and I drove to Talledaga, AL to see a NASCAR race, they took me for my birthday, they're awesome, it was awesome, but I didn't get to see any giant balls of earwax.


3. What do you miss most about home when on a trip?
For sure, my animals.


4. What is the furthest you have traveled on a road trip?
Well, I've been from Phoenix, Az all the way to Tacoma...No really, I'm not just singing a song, I was born in Phoenix, and we moved, by driving to Washington, okay, maybe our ending destination wasn't Tacoma, but we were only like 30 miles from it.  I've also been from LA to WA, WA to AK and from ME to AL.  Holy shit, I've seen some places.


5. Will you "stop for the largest ball of twine, etc" or are you a "hurry and get there" road tripper?
I will stop for anything odd, weird, creepy or just generally "out there" if I have any control over the situation.  That's the best part.


What's your answers?  Go link up and tell us about it.


In the words of the Great Joe Dirt, 
Lifes a garden, dig it.
Marisa

What the holiday?!

Woooohoooo Wednesday.  This day is bittersweet for me.  It's WWTK Wednesday, so that's obviously a plus, but it's also the first day of school for my younger, who is a Super Senior this year.  OMG, did I just type that out loud?  A senior???  I'm going to go curl up and die now.


Okay, I'm back and still somewhat conscience.  Don't forget to head over to Mamarazzi's House or Alicia AKA Queso's House to link up and share with everyone for..........................





Today's questions are brought to you by Queso, because she's awesome, and they are:


1. What is your favorite holiday?
Halloween.  I love everything about this holiday.  The cute kids all dressed, the chance to dress like a gypsy without anyone judging me, the people that make their houses super scary to scar our children for life.  And oh yeah THE CANDY!!!  The next day, when it's the day of the dead, I like that too.  I love the thought of celebrating your dead loved ones in such a macabre yet colorful way, plus I'm like {thismuch} Mexican, so I feel like I'm getting back to my roots.


2. Do you have any fun holiday traditions? What are they?
Baking and candy making.  Every year, the childrens and I will make a shit ton of candy, cookies and other various sweets, with the intention of handing out tins of them to all our lovely family, but what really happens is we eat it before it makes it to anyone.  I love this tradition.


3. When do you start Christmas shopping?
December 22.  What???  Have I ever told you about my procrastination issues.  No?  I'll tell ya later.  No, but really, that's usually about the time I start and finish.  I do however, start making lists of what I'm getting in November.  And this year, I already have a couple few items.  Shhhh, don't tell, k?


4. What is your favorite holiday food?
Yes..................................Oh wait, I have to pick one.  Prime rib roast.  That shit is too expensive to eat any other time but Christmas, which I think is why it's my fav, that and it's got lots fat on it.  I'm all about the fat.


5. Share a favorite childhood holiday memory
Going to Grams and Gramp's house for Christmas.  They had 7 kids, and those 7 kids have done a pretty good job of giving me tons of cousins to have fun with on Christmas.  I miss all of us getting together, before everyone spread out all over the place and started their own traditions.  I miss Gramps playing Santa and handing out the presents to everyone, I miss the 12 kiddie tables all over the downstairs, hell, I even miss the holiday fighting.


6. Have you ever actually tried fruitcake??
I totally ♥ fruitcake.  The food and my family type.


What about you?


Later,
Marisa

Do we need an intervention?

Am I a cell phone addict.  Hmmmm.  I don't know, there's so many factors.  Can I go without it for a day?  Do I have to check it every 5 minutes to see if I have a new text?  Do I take it to the bathroom with me so I don't miss anything on Twitter?


Maybe.


I'll have to answer Mamarazzi's questions to find out for sure.


Head on over and link up to the fun of:








Today's questions are from the lovely Mamarazzi herself, and they are:


1. Do you prefer to text or call?
If it's something I can say in a few words, texting for sure, but if it's a convo that involves more than 5 words with more than 7 letters, I'm totally calling you.


2. What is the last text message in your phone and who is it from?
It's a "perk" from my local rock station.  They send them to me everyday.  I've never used one.


3. What are your favorite phone apps?
Haha, what are those?  I have a non-app phone, but if I did, it would be the "make a picture look super awesome" app.


4. At what age do you think kids are ready for a cell phone?
My kids got them when they were 13.  Early I know, but I'm kind of manic with my kids.  I want to be able to talk to them at anytime, when they aren't with me.


5. Share a current pic or video taken with your phone.
Ok, this is my nephew breakdancing at our last family get together.

Hope everyone's hump day is complete with lots of humpyness.
Marisa

Anything for a smile.

It's Wednesday and time for another episode of......................





Hop on over to Mamarazzi's Place and link yourself up.  It's fun, and all the cool kids are doing it.


Today's questions come courtesy of the always awesome Alicia aka Queso and they are...........................

1. What is the best advice someone has ever given you?
Enjoy life.  Not sure who exactly spoke these words to me the first time, but I've heard it my whole life and tried to live by it.  I mean, what good is a life if you don't live it, right?  And I have to throw this one in, it's not necessarily advice, but what I've learned through example with my family, and that is, have a hobby or twelve.  Don't expect anyone else to entertain you.  Entertain yourself and have fun.  Pretty good words to live by if ya ask me. 


2. What is your greatest accomplishment?
Making it through the death of my child without dying, myself.  It was the hardest thing I've ever done and I'm still here, almost sixteen years later, and even though I miss him, endlessly, I'm so glad I never gave in and let my devastation smother me.


3. Who do you admire?
People who are organized.  I admire them and want them to teach me their ways.


4. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I would love to be more organized.  Not just materialistically, but neurologically.  I can't even keep my own thought organized long enough to write them down in any type of organized fashion.  I dream of being focused and motivated, but then I wake up and I'm just a scatterbrained ninny-muggins, that runs around in circles chasing my tail.  


5. How do you want to be remembered?
I will be remembered as that chick with huge boobs.  OOOOHH, it's how do you WANT to be remembered....Bwahahahaha
No really, I want to be remembered as the chick that loved with all she had, took care of the ones she loved and would do anything to make you smile!


Happy Wednesday, make it a good one.
Marisa

Trees with deep roots

Hey y'all it's Wednesday and time for a "Get back to your roots" edition of WWTK.  Make sure you hop over to Mamarazzi  and Alicia AKA Queso's page and link up.

Today's questions are conjured by Mamrazzi.

And they are:

1. Did you live in the same town or move around a lot as a child?

Moved around A LOT.  Born in AZ, then moved to WA, then to LA, then back to WA when I was ten, which is where we remained, but not in the same house for a very long time.  In fact, this is the longest I ever been in one  house, and we've been here for five and a half years.  It's customary in my family to relocate, whether locally or far away, like my sister who moved to ME a hundred ten years ago.  She might as well live on Saturn, with as often as life allows us to see each other.


2. What were your parents like?
Mom was kinda crazy when I was little, so I bounced around a bit, mostly staying with Grams and Grampa until I was six, I think. *correct me if I'm wrong Grams.  Then back to kinda whacked mom, then she gradually got less and less whacked, married a guy, he didn't last long, loser, and then she met a guy and he was pretty awesome, I call him Dad, and he's always been fabulous to me and his grandkids.  And we all get along wonderfully.  Mostly, I mean hey, we are family.

3.  Do you have any siblings? What were they like growing up?
Hahaha, do I have siblings?!  I am the oldest of ten.  That's right I said TEN.  

• I have two sisters and a brother by mom, they are all halfling blood to me, but that makes no difference to me.  They're family.
• I have three sisters and a brother by my bio-dad.  Again they're all halfling blood and I've never met any of them face to face, but we seem to have an active and healthy FB relationship and they're family. 
• I have two step-brothers from my step-dad, but when we talk of family, there's no steps.

4. Share a short story from your childhood.
Haha, you said short.  As if.  Instead of writing it all down, you could just go read about my family reunion  camping trips when I was a kid that way this seems short.  Sneaky, right?!


5. What did you look like? (share a picture for your chance to win a prize)
Ummm.  Yeah, I don't think I have a picture of myself before the age of fifteen that I didn't have a haircut fit for a boy.  Or eighties metal band.

I loved Joan Jett so much I wanted her hairstyle too.

What are your answers?  Write em' down, what are you waiting for?

Till tomorra!
Marisa

Scooby, the eyes on that picture just moved...

Welcome to Wednesday.  

I gotta tell ya'll, I'm pretty anxious today.  I interviewed for a job yesterday, and lets just say, I WANT THIS JOB.  It's a bit of a commute, especially if there's traffic, but I would be going the opposite direction of the really shit traffic, usually.  It's for a position in the foods department of Saint Martins College, which is a catholic college.  I know, I was afraid lightening was going to strike me down too, but I made it through the interview, which I rocked by the way, without even a warning flash.  So now I get to play the anxious waiting game with butterflies in my belly. Did I mention, I'll get to work with Monks???  Like real life, robes tied with ropes, Monks.  And OMG, Nuns.  I really want this job.  So around 1 pm pacific time, if ya'll hear the faint sound of WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO  don't worry, that will just be me celebrating.


Now, on with the show.




It's Wednesday and time for WWTK, hosted by the always awesome Mamarazzi and the super fantastic Queso, who by the way, asked this week's questions.  So hop on over and tell us your answers.


1. If you could be on any game show what would it be? 
I would have to say, that it would have to be, Wheel of Fortune, because I rock that game.  OH oh, or Family Feud.  I love that damn game show.


2. If you could stay any certain age forever, what would it be?
I don't want to stay any age forever, but I would love to have the body I did when I was 17 forever.  Okay not 17, 23 is better. 


3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
OMG answering the last question.  Ridiculous, right???  I have 15 tabs open in my browser and I keep flipping back and forth and getting sidetracked.  I think I need help!


4. What would I find in your fridge right now?
Condiment Galaxy, 3 different kinds of beer (fat beer, skinny beer and Raaaaaaiiiiiinieeeeeeeerrr beer), the fixin's for tonights lasagna, spilled wine from 2 weeks ago, OJ gotta have OJ, Tupperware with mystery contents from a mystery date that I'm afraid to open but haven't thrown away, milk, eggs and butter, you know the usual.  


5. If you were a piece of furniture what would you be? Why?
I would want to be me in my wedding picture, that way I could freak people out by moving my eyes, like in the old Scooby-Doo shows.  That would be rad.  Wait...Is a picture a piece of furniture?  Yes, no??  Okay, if not, I'll say the most used lamp, then I'm sure to get turned on regularly.  Da dum dumm.  Kssshh


Hopefully tomorrow I'll be able to tell ya'll I gots me a job!
Marisa 

Punch Dancing relieves stress.

Welcome to another fine edition of 










As always, I encourage you to hop on over to Mamarazzi's and Queso's pages and check these ladies out.  I promise you, you won't regret it.


Today's amazing questions come courtesy of Mamarazzi and they are:


1.  If you could spend a day with a blogger, who you haven't met in real life, who would you choose?
OOOoooo...That one's easy.  Jenny Lawson aka The Bloggess.  I adore her, I find myself sharing her posts often on my FB, so that everyone I know can experience her tales of faceless monkeys and read some of the funniest inflatable doll stories ever.  I envision us writing threatening notes to people in the bananas at the grocery store, or strategically placing voodoo dolls in people lawns around the neighborhood.  I love her realness, her perspective on life and hope that maybe someday, when the stars align, and Pluto becomes a planet again, our paths will cross.  That would  be way rad!


2. What website do you check first when you go online?
Two weeks ago I would have said FB, as I am an admitted addict.  But as of late, it's been the jobs section of Craigslist, the classifieds in the online newspapers, and a few other job search sites.  But I still manage to get a little FB time in, while waiting for those work pages to load.


3.  What is something you are saving money for right now?
We were saving money for a snowmobile for the hubby, but it looks like he might be laid off soon, so now it going to our "holy shit! were down half our income" account.


4.  What is your go to silly face when a silly face is needed?
I'm not sure if it's a silly face, it's actually more of a gross scary ridiculous face than anything, but I flip my eyelids inside out and scrunch my face, while holding my arms in the "I'm gonna get you my pretty" position.  There will be no picture, for fear that it will destroy any credibility I may have of being a decent person, since it's the scariest face ever, and I still use it to chase my children around.  It terrifies them, and for some reason, I gain pleasure from this.  I'm a sick bitch.


5. How do you relieve stress?
I can't explain it really so I'll show you.




Well, back to the ol' job hunt.  Hopefully I will soon have happy news of gainful employment.


Rock on!
Marisa