Not only is today the last full day of shopping before Christmas, it is also my Mother's birthday. The woman who gave me life. The woman who helped mold me into the package of awesomeness that I have become.
Happy Birthday Mommy, I love you!
I got you nothing for your birthday, but you'll love me anyways. I did make your card, just like I did when I was little, because you said that was better anyways. I also told my rotten siblings to be nice to you today. Don't thank me, being your favorite is thanks enough.